Claude Clemmons » Health http://claudeclemmons.com Claude Clemmons is now online Sun, 15 Jan 2012 07:21:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Be Mine http://claudeclemmons.com/02/be-mine/ http://claudeclemmons.com/02/be-mine/#comments Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:26:27 +0000 Claude http://claudeclemmons.com/?p=175 Valentine’s Day is all about romance and making the woman in your life feel special. I always found it odd that different women like different things as gifts.

Some women love flowers – others hate them because they die so quickly. Some women love chocolates and others hate chocolate for making them fat. It can be hard to find the right gift for your sweetheart and know that she really likes it.

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I am going to the read the sale brochures that come in the Sunday newspaper and see who has shampoo on sale this week. I see no point in spending a lot of money on shampoo, especially guys like me who have short hair and there’s not that much to wash anyway.

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]]> http://claudeclemmons.com/10/ban-joggers/feed/ 0 Thank Goodness for Nyquil http://claudeclemmons.com/10/thank-goodness-for-nyquil/ http://claudeclemmons.com/10/thank-goodness-for-nyquil/#comments Sat, 02 Oct 2010 15:59:46 +0000 Claude http://claudeclemmons.com/?p=134 Something bad is in the air. I can’t breathe and don’t know if I suddenly have an allergy to ragweed or goldenrod. Those are the two weeds that I see on the side of the road. I tried an over the counter allergy medicine and got no relief at all. So I’m back to my old stand-by, Nyquil. It tastes awful but the stuff lets me breath.

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Coffeemaker broke this morning. It didn’t have the decency to make my morning pot of coffee before breaking. It broke as I was closing the lid over the coffee filter. So no coffee for me this morning. It’s going to be a very long day.

]]> http://claudeclemmons.com/10/no-coffee-its-an-emergency/feed/ 0 Star Trek at Night http://claudeclemmons.com/10/star-trek-at-night/ http://claudeclemmons.com/10/star-trek-at-night/#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:11:04 +0000 Claude http://claudeclemmons.com/?p=80 If you ever have a bout with insomnia and need something to do, turn on CBS and watch the old reruns of the Star Trek series. What is running right now is the Star Trek – The Next Generation series, with Captain Piccard.

It is amazing to realize that this series came out over 20 years ago. Can we really be that old?

]]> http://claudeclemmons.com/10/star-trek-at-night/feed/ 0 Toss the Tomatoes http://claudeclemmons.com/07/toss-the-tomatoes/ http://claudeclemmons.com/07/toss-the-tomatoes/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:34:54 +0000 Claude http://claudeclemmons.com/?p=69 Well, looks like all the tomato plants I bought this year got that fungus that I read about. It seems that every tomato plant sold by all the big outlets like Home Depot, KMart, Lowes and Target were infected with the fungus at the nursery or wholesalers before being shipped. The fungus has slowly killed each plant. I cut down each plant and tossed them in the trash can. So no tomatoes in my garden this year.

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Yesterday they talked about a fisherman finding a leg in a lake. Then it became the river. Then it became a leg bone. Now it turns out that an old Indian burial ground was washed away in a flash flood from all the rain. The bone is supposedly hundreds of years old from an Indian.

Right.

]]> http://claudeclemmons.com/06/dem-bones/feed/ 0 More Than the Money http://claudeclemmons.com/05/more-than-the-money/ http://claudeclemmons.com/05/more-than-the-money/#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 02:54:55 +0000 Claude http://claudeclemmons.com/?p=51 What some people may not realize is that a job is more than just the money. For a lot of people, a job gives them a reason to get up each morning, a sense of purpose. The fortunate ones are the workers who truly love what they do every day. That is why a pink slip can be so devastating. It is more than just the money.

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