After the attempted robbery in which that guy was lucky he didn’t get killed because she did have a gun and she shot him while screaming into the telephone to the police to come help her, she decided to get a dog. It’s supposedly for protection, but the Golden Labradors are not known for their guard dog abilities. What are they going to do? Lick the burglar to death?

I don’t blame her for wanting a dog, but if it was truly for protection she should take it to be trained and it should not be left outside at night to bark and disturb all the neighbors. I have not figured out a polite way to approach her about this yet, but the constant barking at night when she is not home to stop it is driving me nuts.

Either I’m caught up with all my bills or someone is stealing my mail. I think I need to watch for the mail truck tomorrow and ask him if he has noticed the same pattern or anything suspicious.

I bought that brisket for half price and would have bought 4 or 5 more if they had them marked down like this one. I could pop those briskets in the freezer and cook one every week this next month. Brisket is so easy – just throw a few spices in the pan and leave it to cook for 7 or 8 hours on the lowest setting your oven has got. Or, if you need to speed it up a little bit, you can do 325 degrees for 5 or 6 hours. I’ve heard that some people like to cook their brisket in their crock pot. That sounds good to me, too.

First off, this is a joke, people! There is no way you can get tattoos on a baby. But if you COULD get someone to put tats on this baby, aren’t the ones on here a hoot? The big “Mama” on his back?!?! This cracked me up!

Like they say, growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional. I like the permission in this banner, too.

The only good Mondays are the ones that are part of a 3 day weekend. I wish we always had Monday off – they would be easier to deal with from home. I think we need more 3 day weekends anyway.

The US Coast Guard was placed under the jurisdiction of the Department of Homeland Security in February of 2003.

The primary responsibility of the US Coast Guard is to safeguard the maritime interests of the United States, at our ports, in our waterways, at sea and abroad. Their primary roles with regard to homeland security including the following:

1. Port Security – The Coast Guard is responsible for security at all our nation’s ports. They conduct searches of cargo and passengers entering the country and verify identification.
2. Waterways and Coastal Security – The Coast Guard is responsible for the prevention and disruption of terrorist attacks, sabotage, espionage, or subversive acts; and response to and recovery from those that do occur along our waterways and coastline.
3. National Defense – The Coast Guard is one of the nation’s five armed forces. They are responsible for defending the nation, under the service of the Navy, in time of war.
4. Training and Joint Operations with Foreign Naval and Maritime Forces – The Coast Guard trains and works with the maritime defense systems of other countries to increase mutual cooperation between countries in terms of maritime defense, making the world’s waterways and ports safer for everyone.
5. Enforcing Immigration Law at Sea – The Coast Guard helps to prevent illegal immigration. Each year, thousands of illegal immigrants attempt to reach this country via our coastlines. It is the responsibility of the Coast Guard to seek out illegal immigrant smuggling routes, and return potential illegal immigrants to their home countries before they reach the shores of the US. Once an illegal immigrant has reached our shores, the processing and deportation process is much more costly and time consuming. When the Coast Guard can prevent illegals from reaching our shores, they save the country thousands of dollars.

For many people, the role of the Coast Guard has been somewhat confusing. Their move to the jurisdiction of Homeland Security may have even further confused their role in the eyes of many people. They are the only branch of the armed forces that fall under the jurisdiction of Homeland Security rather than the Department of Defense.

It is certainly true that the Coast Guard has a unique position, compared to that of other US armed forces. But, the service they provide in defending our nation’s waterways and ports, both during times of peace and times of war is invaluable.

In addition to the services that the Coast Guard provides in defense of our country, they also provide search and rescue for any vessel in distress within our waters, whether private, military or commercial. They also lead efforts in protecting living marine resources and protecting our marine environment by averting the introduction of invasive species, stopping unauthorized ocean dumping and preventing oil and chemical spills.

Phyllis T. Zerkle blogs quite frequently about the state of U.S. homeland security and often posts articles relating to earning an online degree in homeland security.

Turns out the farmer sold the land to a developer and thought he had to get the cows off that piece of land. So he moved them to another field in the back where you can’t see them from the road. He still has the cows. And for some reason, there were cows back in the old field today when I drove by. Now what’s up with that?